Be happy for no reason, like a child.
If you are happy for a reason, you’re in trouble, because that reason can be taken from you.
— Deepak Chopra (via jupiterianjoker)(via jupiterianjoker)
You can’t sit around waiting for someone else to say who you are. You need to write it and paint it and do it.
— Faith Ringgold (via jupiterianjoker)
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- math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
- history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
- literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
- Physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
Photographs from National Geographic’s new Documentary “Extraordinary Animals in the Womb”
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from Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
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mr. wuss wuss
Sister showed me this; absolutely hysterical, especially the old lady.







